Friday, May 20, 2005

Blooper

Yesterday, we started our review class at one pm. As expected reviewees were sleepy ( siesta time kasi) but because of our professor was kept on lecturing and showing decication ( i bet he noticed were sleepy and others were day dreaming) in return we kept ourselves awake.

But not father Ali. :) He's a catholic priest and hes one of my classmates. He seated at the first row, with only one step far from were prof. Nachura standing. Father Ali fell asleep, the best part of it (salamat kay father at nawala antok namin) he created a sound (hes snoring), and he's head was moving (tango nang tango as if nakikinig sa lecture). He's seatmate lumingon sa klase, informed us na tumutulo raw laway ni father.

Deadma lamang si Prof. Nachura ( <--idol talga namin to). He kept on lecturing pa rin. As if he hear and see nothing. We were laughing and smiling without a sound ( to avoid interruption sa lecture) seeing father Ali sleeping. I think for fifteen minutes natulog si father Ali. And there were times na yung hilik nya eh biglang lalakas, still deadma pa rin si Prof. Nachura. Persons seating at the next row, no one dared gisingin si father, baka kako raw magwala he he he.

Finally when father Ali woke up, alam nyang nakatulog sya, he wipe he's face lalo na yng portion na tumulo laway nya, then and there Prof. Nachura asked for a break for fifteen minutes.

Dun tawa na kami nang tawa. Prof. Nachura asked for a coffee, inantok rin raw sya nakikita si father Ali. Siguro if the one sleeping in front of Prof. Nachura was an ordinary person, (unlike Father Ali he's a priest) ginising na siguro yun nang Prof. tapos iinsultihin. Father Ali was exercising his "personal immunity" similar to the Pres. of the Philippines. :)

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

BaD DaY

nine am in the morning, the moment i stepped out infront of my parents house, a very insufferable man driving a toyota altis car, as if he owned the village or maybe not knowing he's within the village, almost hit me. Of course I screamed!!! Luckily, he just go ahead as if nothing happened ( kasi pag bumalik yun dakdakan talaga.)

I ate my lunch at Pizzahut (SM Davao Branch), while eating my last slice of pizza, a guy suddenly sat infront of me as if he did not notice my presence. So I caught his attention " Excuse me, not all tables were taken, will you please move. I'm not used to eat with a stranger." He simply answered " Lady, Im not interested with you, I just want to eat on this particular table and just pretend you're eating alone."

To my mind I've said "what the fuck??!!???" Its really a bad day... kakainis...... hope it will not happen again... hu hu hu

Friday, May 13, 2005

First Time

While waiting for Cong. Nachura (he's handling Constitutional Review) Grace, my classmate, kinausap ako, kung pwede magkasama kami sa manila actually not talga pakiusap eh kasi sabi nya kahit anung mangyari eh magkasama kami sa manila. I told her magkasama kami ni aira eh seatmate ko lang si Aira, so i asked Aira if pwede idagdag namin si Grace, without hesitation naman ok naman kay Aira para kay aira makakatipid tayo. (sabagay our room cost P22K per month but bumaba sa P19800 dahil sa advance payment namin ni Aira, so if tatlo kami hatiin namin sa tatlo, titpid talga) Eh di tumawa na si Grace.

Heto na, Grace manifested na first time nya pupunta nang manila ngayong september. First time rin bboard nang plane. First time rin makakita nang airport (yung makapasok nang airport). First time rin iwan kanyang husband and son.Wag na wag raw namin sya iwan kahit san magpunta. Nakikita mo sa mga mata nya na takot sya. Tawa kami ni Aira sabi lang namin asus... asus... asus.... Nagpasalamat na sya kami raw kasama.

Biniro ni Aira si Grace, sabi nya "dont worry grace may common factor naman tayo eh". SAbi ni Grace "ano?" SAgot ni Aira, "First time nating tatlo mag ttake nang bar and hoping first take lang nating tatlo". NAkapagtataka tumawa kami pero biglang natigil nga, tapos nagkasabay kami uttered these words "Sana nga noh."

To break the silence na lang, sabi ko "naku Aira may virgin tayo kasama, virgin sa Manila....." Then biglang dumating na si Prof. Cong. Nachura.

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Unusual Defense Raised by the Accused of the crime of Rape charged against Him

Article 266-A of the Revised Penal Code (Philippines) contemplates that Rape is committed

1.) By a manwho shall have carnal knowledge of a woman under any of the following circumstances:
a.) Through force, threat, or intimidation;
b.) When the offended party is deprived of reason or otherwise unconscious;
c.) By means of fraudulent machination or grave abuse of authority; and
d.) When the offended party is under twelve (12) years of agae or is demented, even though none of the circumstances mentioned above the present.

2.) By any person who, under any of the cirucmstances mentioned in paragraph 1 hereof, shall commit an act of sexual assault by inserting his penis into another person's mouth or anal orifice, or any instrument or object, into the genital or anal orifice of another person.

The case of People vs. Hangdaan (201 scra 568) What happened here (i'll digest the case na lang) was the accused repeatedly tried, but in vain, to introduced his BIG PENIS into the victim's vagina. His defense was his BIG PENIS for the prevailing jurispurdence in rape, it is not necessary that there is a full penetration of the female organ by the male organ. Penetration, no matter how slight, even if there is no ejaculation or emission on the part of a man, consummates automatically the crime of rape.

The Supreme Court held :

Accused is guilty of the crime of rape.For it is settled rule that for rape to be consummated, it is not essential that there be a perfect, complete and full penetration of the vagina. Mere entry of the labia or lips of the female organ, without rapture of the hymen or laceration of the vagina, is sufficient to warrant the conviction for consummated rape.

My theory maybe the evidence was soo strong against the accused, his "amazing" lawyer ( bwahahahahahahaha) cant think of any defense na, that's why BIG PENIS ( if makalusot pero wala) was raised as the defense of the accused. Aware of the fact that a crime of rape cannot be committed if the accused has no penis ( im referring only to the paragraph one of the art. 266-A). Well, size will not matter as long as the penis touched the labia or lips of the female organ. Malamang kahit gaano kalaki yang penis na yan definitely ma touch yung lips of the female organ. Very unusual ano? what do you think? ipis ipis (aka isip isip) he he he

Saturday, May 07, 2005

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

Tomorrow (philippines time zone) greet your lovely mother a happy mother's day!! Well, they deserve it naman. Ako pagluluto ko mom ko nang tinola. She likes tinola lalo na native chicken ang ihahalo grabe masisira diet nya. I also requested my 2 brothers with their wives magsama sama kami kumain nang dinner bukas. Hindi naman magarbong celebrasyon pero nagsama sama kami magpamilya.

Malamang matutuwa ang mother ko seeing her three children, na magkasundo sa isat isa (although not at all times) at sama samang kumain kahit hindi na lagi pero ma appreciate nya talga.

Kaya mga anak.... greet nyo na mga mothers ninyo oki doki.... :)